i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize