lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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