he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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