she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
