ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
