operation harelip BJ is a go
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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