he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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