When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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