come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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