She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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