at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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