Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
How's work?
Spinning.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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