She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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