Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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