I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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