I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
