i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's never too late to be topless.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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