fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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