He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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