she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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