I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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