I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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