yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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