She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think people are normalizing furries
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
