is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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