I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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