I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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