idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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