you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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