I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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