I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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