I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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