Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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