I should be sponsored by Trojan
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Houston, we have a blender
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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