He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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