I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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