at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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