clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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