she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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