Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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