fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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