She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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