your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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