Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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