The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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