It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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