Where is the hickey?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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