I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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