Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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