Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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