Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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