Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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