your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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