I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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