A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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